IT TOOK TWO TO TANGO IN A BEAUFIGHTER.

 

By a one-time Navigator

 

Pilots come in all shapes and sizes. Some, if not all, have odd quirks. Some are garrulous and some are taciturn, not unlike a broad cross-section of humanity in general. It is asserted that there are two types of men, those who fly airline and those who don’t.

 

Perhaps this was put about by the pilot’s confraternity. They do, however, comprise a rather elite force, if it still permissible to speak in “elitist terms”.

 

 

So when we newly qualified Navigators came face to face with them, at a certain stage the facial appearance, the quirks, and even the physical appearance of these gentlemen greatly taxed our ability to sort out the ‘wheat from the chaff’.

 

This, of course, took place at Operational Training Unit, and, after some two years or so training, it seemed a pity to jeopardise all the costs of this, not to say our bodily safety, by committing ourselves, willy nilly, to a pilot of short acquaintance and talents not obviously apparent.

 

At first impact, our two respective groups sized each other up with hopefully disguised nonchalance. Should I plump for a large fellow, with hands that seemed likely to be able to do useful work with a control column, hailing, it would appear from the high veiled of South Africa, and probably not prone to panic, when things were not going to plan? Or perhaps a small one, maybe a used car salesman from Sydney, New South Wales, with lots of volatility. Small men, however, usually pick fights. Did I particularly want to pick tights with M.E. 109’s or F.W,190’s?

 

These days, when boarding a 747 which will climb to heights unheard of in our day and obviously much more dangerous territory do we expect to be able to give the Captain the once-over” to gauge his skills, in his glass

cockpit? (Frankly I don’t see why not).  But here we were, trying to pair off, my group, all from ‘Blighty’, confronted airmen from the most remote parts of the Empire (as it was). Did I prefer the Blue the Springbok or a Kiwi? What did I know of the Czechs, the Belgians, or the Poles, on offer? Not a lot really.

 

A bad choice here could result in an attack of the dreaded L.M.F. should incompatibility subsequently set in. Gentle probing to see how many hours and on what they were able to offer me, bearing in mind that few of us had more than 200 hours or so. Not so little when, in 1918 operations were started, and usually abruptly terminated with as little as 20 hours total time.

 

There was little time to gauge personal habits, like capacity for alcohol, late night partying, stamina in pursuit of popsies etc. Individuals had there own order of priority in such matters, complicating ready assessment of compatibility to jointly indulge in these essential diversions, It became readily apparent that the Colonial types would not be wanting in earning merit points in all of these subjects.

 

Later experience showed that adventurous activity in all these delights had little effect on some, and next morning a compass course would be flown with more than the usual precision, prompted, no doubt, by a sense of deep satisfaction of a successful outcome of the foray of the previous evening

 

What impression we callow youths, sporting our hard-won half brevets, gave our opposite numbers is a matter of conjecture. Our self-confident to be able to navigate with skill and style was fairly fragile. Moreover, we were still in some awe of the general run of pilots, who tended to be more heaty in manner and could do things with aeroplanes which often startled us and tended to hurl our navigation instruments on to the floor of the aircraft.

 

At Air Observers School, the invariably forgot to say please when the undercarriage on the faithful old Anson had to be wound up (one hundred and twenty turns), and, of course wound down again, although it was not unknown for a pilot (and a trainee navigator) to experience a moment of mental aberration to be sharply brought to earth by the unpleasant noise of the impact of rapidly turning propellers hitting the runway.

 

 

Anyway, I write about our impressions, and if any pilot Is prepared to put pen to paper on the subject of crewing up, I promise his views will be read with objective interest, our shoulders being wide enough to lake any ribbing and umbrage will not be taken. The general format, for the establishing of individual crews, had been well thought out be the senior officers concerned.

 

There was little or no pressure, although time was important so that real twining could continue, with the added incentive to polish our skills, at both ends of the aircraft, as the Real thing was just about on us, or, in the hackneyed phrases of the fiction writers, ‘our mettle was about to be tested’.

 

 

At this stage I had a sneaky suspicion that we were all concerned as to the quality of our own mettle, but after the requisite number of ales in the Mess, such doubts rapidly disappeared in the general festivities and the rendition of traditional Air Force songs, seemingly hawing on being crushed beneath heavy aircraft engines. Or indulging in physical acts which I personally didn’t quite comprehend, or if I did, thought highly incapable of being achieving.

 

Suddenly the pairing process was complete and all settled down to the final stage of training before joining an Operational Squadron. For all of us, that moment in time when our skills and personalities had be joined for our mutual benefit, and survival, and also in the wider sense of the effectiveness of our duty in the activities of the Air Force, was indeed a moment of truth.

 

Almost without exception, the fruits of this procedure of crewing, was the establishment of that almost indefinable quality of comradeship and bonding that occurred between each individual crew of Beaufighters and from then on, the vagaries of ‘Lady Luck’ could be faced with hope and confidence.

 

 

Who can forget that last operational ‘sortie’, whether it was in number, or in hours, or in time on ‘ops’, when the anxieties of all previous trips seem to roll up all into one, until that very sweet moment when the wheels hit the deck and the feeling, almost of disbelief, that the tour was over.

 

 

The unique experience of facing considerable hazards together, with a blend of skills and a sense of harmony, greatly enriched or lives, and this has remained with us to later life, to be recalled with pride and pleasure.

 

The Australian expression, “Good Mates, describes so aptly those days now so long ago, but which are never very far from our daily thoughts”.

 

Sam (VKN)                    November 1997